): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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