do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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