i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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