I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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