I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
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He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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