Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
