And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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