On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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