you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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