i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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