That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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She bit a glass in half.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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