I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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