i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
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