Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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