i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
Randomize
