How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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