I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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