Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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