So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
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He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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