How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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