Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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