Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I will pee on everything he values.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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