is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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