butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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