I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?