If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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