girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days