Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Randomize
