p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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