you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Bring me that man meat
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Randomize
