That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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