I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
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I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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