My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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