When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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