i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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