you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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