Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
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Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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