it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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