oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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