Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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