so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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