I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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