If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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