i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
i think my cat just said my name.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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