I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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