last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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