no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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