Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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