whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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