yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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