You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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