I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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