We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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