this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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