i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
the liver wants what the liver wants
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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