Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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