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Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels

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Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know

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(603): Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels (1-603) Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know http://tfl.nu/7nn4

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(515): View more from Iowa

Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"

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(515): Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?" http://tfl.nu/shhr

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(949): View more from California

I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage

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(949): I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage http://tfl.nu/tvaz

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(404): View more from Georgia

she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.

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(404): she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating. http://tfl.nu/jrr4

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(607): View more from New York

The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.

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(607): The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again. http://tfl.nu/rkzi

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(917): View more from New York City

i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing

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(917): i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing http://tfl.nu/u02m

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(562): View more from California

Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser

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(562): Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser http://tfl.nu/nnjn

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(519): View more from Ontario

ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.

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(519): ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar. http://tfl.nu/yprb

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other

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(401): We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other http://tfl.nu/z80n

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(443): View more from Maryland

i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!

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dude. im stealing that.

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(443): i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS! (410): dude. im stealing that. http://tfl.nu/qlpb

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(314): View more from Missouri

You are a booty call, not a friend.

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(314): You are a booty call, not a friend. http://tfl.nu/bgd1

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(630): View more from Illinois

Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.

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(630): Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger. http://tfl.nu/07lb

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is

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(+44): I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is http://tfl.nu/babg

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(954): View more from Florida

He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.

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(954): He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches. http://tfl.nu/q04i

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro

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(414): I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro http://tfl.nu/l82r

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