I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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