so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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